Can I live in my own Private Idaho

[Tisiphone]

Gyrate until you've had your fill.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is America quite big then?

 

[Hambil]

You could fit all of Europe in Texas

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR CHILE

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Tis, I like your new avatar, she's curvaceous and has some meat on her bones. Sexy.

 

[Tisiphone]

Thanks, BDM. I've used her before, but felt a need to revive her.

 

[Morrhigan]

Tin Roof! Rusted!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Thanks, BDM. I've used her before, but felt a need to revive her.

The more I read magazines like Us Weekly or In Touch (hey, I work 3 nights a week at a Supermarket! It's the only way to goof off!), the more I realize that most female celebrities are fucking anorexic. The problem is, when you have a "normal-sized" girl like the one in your avatar next to a twig like Nicole Richie, the normal girl looks like a fatass.

 

[Tisiphone]

When Junebug floats down and yells Hey! even the razorbacks get out of her way.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Who's Junebug?

 

[CaptainWacky]

your mama

 

[Tisiphone]

Who's Junebug?

LoL. A B52's song.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Mr. Popeil, i'm in trouble, need your assistance on the double, oh...

Now how am I going to make my old vinyl cartop look like new?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green?
'bout two inches tall, with a strawberry blond paw?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

MY ASS! MY ASS! MY ASS IN ON FI-YAAHH!
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER JUST SOME PREPARATION H!
H, MOTHERFUCKER, H!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ther'es really no reason for me to bump this

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I like your av, who is she?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Are she famous? She looks like a chav hooer.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LEARN SOME B-52s LYRICS AND START READING WACKY'S POSTS!!! :shock: