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Can I use your toilet?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Thought not, that's why I just pissed in your garden.
 
I used to piss in various courtyards of townhouses on West 81st St. before grabbing a cab home after last call. I was never so polite as to leave a note, tho. My puddle was thanks enough.
 
Do you think bums ever drank your pee?
 
Hopefully a few of those yapping fag lapdogs did and died. I HATE LAP DOGS ESPECIALLY WITH BOWS IN THEIR FUR.
 
I'm not even going to imagine what THEY could be a metaphor for...ARGH, TOO LATE.
 
I once urinated on the steps of a Catholic church. Just my way of saying, "Thanks for fucking with my head the past 8 years, you arseholes!!"
 
Oooo like that West Wing episode where Martin Sheen put out a cigarette on the floor on the National Cathedral and told God to feck off in Latin...
 
I don't know; I don't watch crap tv.

ZINGG!!!
 
Well, the West Wing has been crap for 2 years, so PWNED! :(
 
CaptainWacky said:
Thought not, that's why I just pissed in your garden.
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You may use my toilet
 
Well, if I had a garden, I would thank you for watering it :P
 
I beg your pardon! I never promised you a Rose Garden!!
 
LOL IT'S ALL MEANINGLESAS
 
I guess I was watching The Young Ones a year ago.
 
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