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Can salt go off?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Probably not, right?
 
It might absorb weird smells, but probably doesn't go bad.
 
You mean explosively?
 
(I found a salt mine under my house, just wondering if I can use it!)
 
Your salt lick brings all the cows to the yard!
 
 
 
I read a news item yesterday about a woman who had a tongue implanted in her vagina. It had been grown from her own stem cells, then they grafted it in there.

I mean... either I read that, or I had a nightmare about it. I forget which.
 

It's true -- Mick Jagger never ages.
 
FEED ME SEYMOUR.
 
FEED ME SEYMOUR.

Why would you want to eat Rick Moranis. Ew.
 
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