Can The Tomtrek recite the script of Star Wars: A New Hope?

[Gagh]

ON A SPACEHOPPER?

 

[curiousa2z]

If he cant then all hope is lost for humankind.

 

[Gagh]

Indeed. It just may stop the Mars Invasion. Not to mention all our brains exploding when the analogue signal is switched off.

 

[whisky]

But can he do that IN THE CUBE!

 

[Gagh]

Or in the back of the A-Team Van. ON A SPACEHOPPER! IN THE CUBE!

 

[The Tomtrek]

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, LUKE SKYWALKER EXCEPT ON A SPACE HOPPER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN VWOOM-VWOOM SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME STORMTROOPERS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS BATTLESTATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKrS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

 

[Gagh]

Coming soon: Can Tomtrek teach Michelle Trachtenberg to recite the script of Star Wars: A New Hope on a Space Hopper, and NOT die of moisture loss via drool from the mouth!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'd be willing to die like that.

 

[Gagh]

I picture a freshly dug grave, a grinning orange spacehopper on one side, a polaroid of The Trach tilted on an angle on the other. The stone read "In the line of duty...".

 

[curiousa2z]

*weeps quietly*

 

[CaptainWacky]

The first line is "we're doomed."

 

[The Tomtrek]

Actually it's "Did you hear that?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU PASSED THE TEST!