CAN YOU BELIEVE CLAIRE WON'T BE IN THE NEXT SEASON OF LOST?

[CaptainWacky]

WE WON'T SEE HER AGAIN UNTIL 2010, THE SAME YEAR MOFFAT TAKES OVER DOCTOR WHO AND LIFE WILL BE WORTH LIVING AGAIN.

 

[Cassie]

Not even in a flashback or anyfink?

 

[Dr Dave]

They can do flashbacks if they use existing footage.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That barely counts.

What's she doing? Surely she's not in movies?

 

[Dr Dave]

Something should be done!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'll be sitting in Jacob's cabin then in season six Sawyer will find her and says "what were you doing in there?" and she'll say "IT'S COMPLICATED, JAMES" and we'll never get an explanation.

 

[Dr Dave]

Then a polar bear will walk by for no apparent reason.