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Can zombies swim?

whisky

Boobie inspector
Seems to me houseboats are the neglected source of hideouts in zombie films/tv shows.
 
I think one of the Romero movies had swimming zombies. Maybe the one with Dennis Hopper. Or they walked on the bottom of the river or something.
 
Swim, no. They can't move fast enough to tread water.

Although, they won't die in water.
They would be attacked by scavenging fish.

Would that make Zombie fish?
 
YOU COULD LIVE ON THE ISLE OF MAN AND BE FREE OF ZOMBIES.
 
Russel Grant lives on the island and is known for feasting on the flesh of the innocent. Otherwise it's an excellent plan.
 
I've always been fascinated by the Isle Of Man. They have their own cats and everything.
 
To my knowledge they can not swim, they can however I think walk on the bottom (as was stated earlier) or float as well.

No place is safe from the zombie hoard.
 
The Island of Sodor? Surely Thomas and the Fat Controller are safe?
 
The Fat Fuck Controller could feed a zombie family for a month.
 
Did you know...?

...that in the U.S. version of Thomas and Friends, the Fat Controller is called "Sir Topham Hatt"?
 
yes.
 
That's his real name.
 
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