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CANADA WARNS USA - STAY OUT!!

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All the way back in January.

It's 4 months later, and still, nobody gives a shit about Canada's government.
 
I AM THINKING THAT CANAdA IS FOR PEOPLE LIKE LUCIFER AND OTHERS NAMED HOSER, EH? I MEAN OK? THE INUIT PEOPLE OF THE NORTH OF CANADA EAT WHALE BLUBBER. THIS IS WHERE WE HOPE TO SOMEDAY MEET ARCTIC SKAN.
 
Dark Link said:
All the way back in January.

It's 4 months later, and still, nobody gives a shit about Canada's government.

Are you fucking stupid?? Our elections were four months ago. Think about how much time has passed for us to move our military around. So much for U.S. subs heading through our Arctic waters. Not going to happen any more I can assure you. Did you not read about the three new military icebreakers we are building? They will be armed to the teeth. One depth charge and BOOYAHHH!! Up comes the American sub. Then a nicely place missile right into the conning tower. BOOYAH!!
 
The_Anti_Skan said:
I AM THINKING THAT CANAdA IS FOR PEOPLE LIKE LUCIFER AND OTHERS NAMED HOSER, EH? I MEAN OK? THE INUIT PEOPLE OF THE NORTH OF CANADA EAT WHALE BLUBBER. THIS IS WHERE WE HOPE TO SOMEDAY MEET ARCTIC SKAN.

Mommy wants to know when you are ever going to leave that attic of hers.
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Laker_Girl said:
Butt out or what?

I can't remember the last time I took a Canadian threat seriously.

1812? We remain the ONLY country to ever defeat you on your own soil bitch. We had every single Great Lake in our possession INCLUDING Lake Michigan you stupid ugly fat cunt.
 
SaintLucifer said:
1812? We remain the ONLY country to ever defeat you on your own soil bitch.

Japan...cough...cough...

We had every single Great Lake in our possession INCLUDING Lake Michigan you stupid ugly fat cunt.

I think you're confusing the Great Lakes with some of those pissbogs you guys have up there, eh?

I've already whipped your ass on that subject once.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Japan...cough...cough...



I think you're confusing the Great Lakes with some of those pissbogs you guys have up there, eh?

I've already whipped your ass on that subject once.

Japan defeated you at Pearl Harbour. One battle. You won the WAR. As did we Canadians. BOOYAH!!

Nope. The Great Lakes were entirely in our possession. You sued us for peace. We returned the Great Lakes. Simple. We had to listen to your fucking whining. 'Wahhhhh, we want all of our cities and the Great Lakes back! Wah!'
 
SaintLucifer said:
Japan defeated you at Pearl Harbour. One battle. You won the WAR. As did we Canadians. BOOYAH!!

Nope. The Great Lakes were entirely in our possession. You sued us for peace. We returned the Great Lakes. Simple. We had to listen to your fucking whining. 'Wahhhhh, we want all of our cities and the Great Lakes back! Wah!'

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Tell me something: why is it so important to your psyche to believe that Canada possessed the Great Lakes during the War of 1812? Was someone screaming this when you were molested as a child or something?
 
THERE ARE GOOD THINGS THAT COME FROM CANADA.

CANADIAN BACON
WHALE BLUBBER
BABY SEAL FUR

THAT'S IT. NOTHING ELSE GOOD IS COMING FROM THERE
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Yeah. Uh-huh.

Tell me something: why is it so important to your psyche to believe that Canada possessed the Great Lakes during the War of 1812? Was someone screaming this when you were molested as a child or something?

Silly little girl. Why? Simple. Because it is true.
 
The_Anti_Skan said:
THERE ARE GOOD THINGS THAT COME FROM CANADA.

CANADIAN BACON
WHALE BLUBBER
BABY SEAL FUR

THAT'S IT. NOTHING ELSE GOOD IS COMING FROM THERE
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USA Sucks French Cock To Eject My People

British Defeat at Yorktown

In July 1780, a French army of 5000 men invaded Newport and ejected the British: the presence of this French army gave Washington enough military strength to attack the British army which had been moving north through Virginia, and which was now holed up in Yorktown. A French fleet then blockaded the port, preventing the British from either being evacuated or supplied; on land Washington drew up his forces and laid siege to the British force.

So it was that by September 1781, the 7000 strong British force in Yorktown was faced down by a combined land force of French and American troops of over 16,000. With no hope of resupply, the end was inevitable: the British surrendered on 19 October 1781.

Britain had been dragged into a war of her own making which she could ultimately not win: faced with an enemy spread out over a vast territory, there was no center which the British could take which would destroy the rebellion. It was therefore never possible to deliver any single knockout blow. Stripped of allies, simultaneously fighting in the West Indies, America, the North Atlantic, Africa and India, against a range of some times co-ordinated enemies who included France and its allies - Spain and the Netherlands - Britain was over stretched and was forced to concede defeat after the reverse at Yorktown.

The USA is proud to have defeated an army less than half their size? Sheeit.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
What's your point?

That you suck French cock whenever it comes to dealings with my people. You run to the French, whine that my people are once again slapping you around, then swera that if the French send their crack military you will suck their collective cocks. The French swooned at the offer. Fucking poofs.
 
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