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CANADA WARNS USA - STAY OUT!!

You interpretation of history is as interesting as it is twisted. Your resort to events nearly 200 years old suggests you accept the proposition that Canada now is little more than a suburb/market for the US.

Carry on.
 
SaintLucifer said:
That you suck French cock whenever it comes to dealings with my people. You run to the French, whine that my people are once again slapping you around, then swera that if the French send their crack military you will suck their collective cocks. The French swooned at the offer. Fucking poofs.
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I was actually reading this until the part "French send their crack military"...then I started laughing.

Geez, Luci, you're always good for a giggle. Thanks. ;)
 
SaintLucifer said:
Are you fucking stupid?? Our elections were four months ago. Think about how much time has passed for us to move our military around. So much for U.S. subs heading through our Arctic waters. Not going to happen any more I can assure you. Did you not read about the three new military icebreakers we are building? They will be armed to the teeth. One depth charge and BOOYAHHH!! Up comes the American sub. Then a nicely place missile right into the conning tower. BOOYAH!!
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Riiiiight. You really dont give credit to the American Submarine.

First off, if the Canadian military ever found the balls to actully fire on one, which I doubt they would, the payload one sub could deliver on target would seriously cripple your poor icebreaker.
 
Messenger said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camarón
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Ah...a story about the French beating the Mexicans. Yeah, I certainly revise my viewpoint now. :roll:

Here's a tale: the French captured a British officer while the Brit was asleep. During interrogation, a French officer asked him why they wore red coats.

"It's so that when I'm shot, my men can't see my blood and get disheartened."

And that's why French officers, to this day, wear brown pants.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Oh, you mean don't knock a bloated, over-acting, pompous jackass who thinks he's better than everyone else and really only had one good claim to fame?

How could you tell he's Canadian? :lol:
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'Cause Punky said so. And Punky never lies. :D ;)
 
Punky....IS....Shatner.



In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.



After the US published the study, France decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.


Canada, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
 
Friday said:
Hey, don't knock Canada! Shatner is Canadian! :bigass:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xFpIaBvoWrQ&search=shatner canadian
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So is...
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and...
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and...
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and...
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*ROTFLMAO*
 
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Ridden with Hepetitis and worn out.

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Rather mannish looking.

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Dumber than a sack of hammers and can't sing...otherwise might be ok oral sex.

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My God, what a He/She...
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Ahhh...and why is he called that? Does he dress up like Punky Brewster and do Priceline commercials or something?
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I dunno, man. He just told us to call him Punky when he posted at TrekBBS back in 2001 or 2002 or whenever it was. I think he said it was a childhood nickname.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Here's a tale: the French captured a British officer while the Brit was asleep. During interrogation, a French officer asked him why they wore red coats.

"It's so that when I'm shot, my men can't see my blood and get disheartened."

And that's why French officers, to this day, wear brown pants.
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Ah...a story about the French capturing a British officer. Yeah, I certainly revise my viewpoint now. :roll:
 
CoyoteUgly said:
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Dumber than a sack of hammers and can't sing...otherwise might be ok oral sex.
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Yes. She is so dumb that she is a millionaire 100 times over.Ooh but she dumber than a Canadian log! Problem is, a Canadian log is not worth over $100 million. She is.

She had more cash on her person at the age of 17 than you will ever earn your entire life. Yep. Dumb girl.

She is so stupid she writes her own lyrics and music. Pfft. What a dumb cow eh?? She is one of a VERY SELECT FEW international artists who are capable of doing this. Wow! What a stupid whore she is! Whoa!
 
SaintLucifer said:
Yes. She is so dumb that she is a millionaire 100 times over.Ooh but she dumber than a Canadian log! Problem is, a Canadian log is not worth over $100 million. She is.

She had more cash on her person at the age of 17 than you will ever earn your entire life. Yep. Dumb girl.

She is so stupid she writes her own lyrics and music. Pfft. What a dumb cow eh?? She is one of a VERY SELECT FEW international artists who are capable of doing this. Wow! What a stupid whore she is! Whoa!
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So...we agree that she's dumb. Good.
 
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