Captain Crunch thread

[Dr Dave]

I wounder if Captain Crunch hated the good ship lolly pop.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This cultural reference has no relevance to me.

 

[starbys]

But who was the captain of the good ship Lollypop?

 

[Dr Dave]

According to Riker, it would have had to be Picard.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Is there a good ship pantydrop, and how do I become captain of it?

 

[Dr Dave]

I would imagin you would have to find it's captain and drop his/her panties.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

 

[starbys]

Drop your axe? I'd think your axe would be otherwise occupied.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Drop it like it's HAWT!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE'S A CHILD KILLER

 

[Dr Dave]

Somebody must stop him, find an Admiral!

 

[Yub]

or an Archduke?

 

[jack]

Or a Bishop?

 

[Yub]

Let's get Bishop and Archduke Chocula to fight it out. FOR SPARTA!

 

[Cassie]

Cap'n Crunch is GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YOU IF YOU ARE STONED!

 

[MORBO]

IT ALSO STAYS CRISPY IN MILK.

FOR AWHILE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like my cereal semi-mushy. I AM A COMMIE HOMO.