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Captain Kirk Supplied Gringrots with Nimbus 2000's with wigs on the end!

I heard this and Hermione was pleasuring herself with the other end of the broom (the end with the dildo on it) and Keira Knightley tried to kill her because she knows Emma is a threat to her and then Richard and Judy did an article on Britain's sexual fantasies revealed and I threw up over my gigantic asses porn YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I LIKE GIGANTIC ASSES!?
 
Dunno what he's bitching about - I mean, if you're not already a lunatic or debauched in some way, why are you here?
 
TOM CRUISE AND CHA-KA IN SECRET CONSPIRACY TO STEAL SHATNER'S TOUPEE TO COMMUNICATE WITH XENU.
 
CaptainWacky said:
and Hermione was pleasuring herself with the other end of the broom (the end with the dildo on it) and Keira Knightley tried to kill her because she knows Emma is a threat to her
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Unfortunately this video is not on youtube
 
Then Sienna Miller ran out and said "I'M ENGLISH TOO!" and Jude Law jumped in front of the camera and started doing the Funky Chicken. Unfortunately this one IS on YouTube.
 
Jude Law apparantly likes to shout "We're doing it for the kids" whilst fucking the nanny. (he does it in a Robbie Williams voice)
 
How dare he cheat on Princess Di with some SLUT nanny he should be sent to RURE PENTHE OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLLED lol STAR TREK REFERENCE Darth Vader has a LONG SCHLONG
 
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