Captain Picard and the return of the SPACE BATS

[Gagh]

MATT HARDY WILL NOT LET THE SPACE BATS DIE.

 

[Mentalist]

but I have the patent on Space Bats believe it or SPACE IT. MATT HARDY CAN GO FUCKING CRY IN A CORNER FOR ALL I FUCKING BAT IT UP.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Matt tried to give a space bat the twist of fate but it just fluttered its wings and stayed in the air as he fell to his ass!

 

[Buttons]

Someone call Hollywood.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wacky: Hello, Hollywood? I've got something for you...

(Reads the whole script.)

Wacky: What do you think?

Hollywood: Umm, that's great...but this is a dry cleaner's!

Wacky: BONC!

 

[Gagh]

Dry Cleaners: Would you be interested in checking out newly installed RAPE rooms?

Wacky: Double BONC!