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Captain Picard: Bidet or Jacuzzi Kinda Guy?

Gagh

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Whadya reckon, peeps?
 
SONIC TOILET
 
YEAH! WITH BIONIC SOAP AND "EXTRA SUD" BUBBLEBATH FOR WHEN RIKER WALKS IN!
 
AND MY AXE.
 
their not ,mutually exclusive you know?!?!?!!!
 
NOT IN TREK WORLD.
 
JADZIACUZZI
 
I think he uses a bidet, but not with water, with earl gray, hot.
 
HOT BOTTOM
 
HOT BOTTOMED PICARD, YOU MAKE THE SLAP-HEAD WORLD GO ROUND! GET ON YOUR WORF AND RIDE!
 
COMPUTER, TEA, EARL GREY, HOT, UP MY ASS.

ENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! WHEEEEEEEEE MAMON!
 
I BET Q LOOKED UP HIS ASS A FEW TIMES!
 
I bet Q turned into digested food just to make the trip.
 
He could have just turned into Picar'ds gay lover (Worf).
 
WORF / PICARD SLASH FICTION THREAD COMING SOON FROM WACKY'S PROLIFIC PEN1!!"!11!
 
oh great another thing on the list

THE LIST IN FULL

1) Have a poo
2) Write Worf/Picard slash
3) Become a functioning memember of society

A WACKY'S WORK IS NE$VER ODNe
 
WHEN O WHEN WILL WACKY TAKE A RAPE BREAK AND SMELL THE FLOWERS?
 
HAVE A BRAKE HAVE A CAsfasfdg FFFFFFFFFFUGLE
 
MALCHI THRONE STOLE MY LAWN CHAIR.
 
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