Captain Wacky for man of the year!

[whisky]

Holy Shat!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hurley really should win it, if we're being serious.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It is unwise to incur the wrath of Optimus Prime.

Or worse, Lansbury. People turn up dead around her alla time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah but everyone's okay with it by the end of the episode. "Well my father/mother/aunt/uncle/cousin/daughter/son/boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/mistress/gay lover/gardener/cat-teaser is dead, but at least I know who did it! Now I'll smile and laugh!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG THATS EVERY HARVEY BIRDMAN LOL

HA-HA! COOKIES ON DOWELS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU ARE EVERYBODY

 

[The Question]

I'm Death. Boogedyboogedy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND HAPPY GNU YEAR TO U 2 LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah ya don't mess with Lansbury, she will fucking cut your ass.

 

[Tisiphone]

The key to getting away with murder is to kill of Angela Lansbury since only she can solve the crime.

Not the FBI.

Not the sherriff.

Only her.

 

[The Question]

I kicked Angela Lansbury in her droopy cooch and burnt the boot.

 

[Tisiphone]

Did elves rape her afterwards?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nobody touch Angela Lansbury!