Captain Wacky vs A magic potato smasher

[Dr Dave]

Who would win?

 

[The Tomtrek]

That depends on what type of magic we're dealing with.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Me.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky is a safe bet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Optimus Prime would beat us both.

 

[Cassie]

Wacky's magic is stronger than potato masher magic, ALWAYS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

what if it was MY magic potato smasher!?

 

[Dr Dave]

A close battle it would be, but still you would prevail.

 

[Cassie]

True, for it is teh Wackeh who infused the potato masher with the magic in the first place.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But when the Ring was destroyed, so was Sauron, so would I not perish even as I destroyed the very potato smasher myself?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wacky would only be in trouble if the magic potato smasher's name was Locutus.

Then it would know all the tricks Wacky had up his magic sleeves.