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"I WANT SOME DAMNED SAUSAGES!" shouted CaptainWacky
A man looked at CaptainWacky, but went back to his FRIED PIE.
"WHERE ARE THE DAMNED SAUSAGES, I NEED SAUSAGES AND A COKE!" shouted CaptainWacky
"Shut up you chav" said another man looking up from his mobile phone
"KICK UR BUCKETS, WHERE ARE THE SAUSAGES?" said CaptainWacky, waving a spork around and kicking over his table that contained a plate of onions and cheese.
"Is there a problem sir?" asked a Security Guard
"YEAH, I NEED SAUSAGES!" said CaptainWacky
"This food court is sausage free. Sausages became too PC for this mall and this food court" said the security guard
"Oh, well where can I get some sausages then?" asked CaptainWacky calmly
"There is a sausage cart across the street." Said the Security Guard
"GREAT, THANKS MAN!" said CaptainWacky.
The End.
A man looked at CaptainWacky, but went back to his FRIED PIE.
"WHERE ARE THE DAMNED SAUSAGES, I NEED SAUSAGES AND A COKE!" shouted CaptainWacky
"Shut up you chav" said another man looking up from his mobile phone
"KICK UR BUCKETS, WHERE ARE THE SAUSAGES?" said CaptainWacky, waving a spork around and kicking over his table that contained a plate of onions and cheese.
"Is there a problem sir?" asked a Security Guard
"YEAH, I NEED SAUSAGES!" said CaptainWacky
"This food court is sausage free. Sausages became too PC for this mall and this food court" said the security guard
"Oh, well where can I get some sausages then?" asked CaptainWacky calmly
"There is a sausage cart across the street." Said the Security Guard
"GREAT, THANKS MAN!" said CaptainWacky.
The End.
