CaptainWacky announces plans to never feel emotions again

[Dr Dave]

No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I nver had them. It's all lies.

 

[FBI parte due]

The only true judge is the LORD, may he have mercy on your souls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have stuck to this.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And Dr Dave is going to live in it. I'm staying here.

Apparently Mentalist decided to live in Dr Dave's brave new world instead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nearly eight years now.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I bet you've had at least one emotion.

About cake or something.

 

[Cassie]

I wish I had a Data chip so I could not feel emotions sometimes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GENERATIONS: TEH EMOTION CHIP IS FUSED TO MY NEURAL NET I CAN'T TURN IT OFF EVEr
FIRST CONTACT: TILTS HEAD, TURNS OFF EMOTION CHIP
INSURRECTION: HE DIDN'T BRING HIS EMOTION CHIP WITH HIM WHAT THE FUCK
NEMESIS: NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES!!!!

FUCK STAR TREK

 

[vixie]

Just be the greeter at Walmart.

Well, you do have to smile but just fake it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

COMIC BOOK PREQUEL TO JJ TREK: LOL I'M COMPLETEY BACK TO NORMAL ALSO NERO MET V'GER OR SOMETHING

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel nothing but frusration and barely even that and then I feel more half-frustration at my inability to feel frustration and my brain gets smaller and smaller every year and I read olds posts and think "i can't post like that anymore" and even at the time the psots were fucking shit anyway and sometimes I just sit here staring at the monitor and nothing happens because I'm just sitting here staring at the monitor why would anything happen I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING BUT I DON'T FEEL HATE PROPERLY EITHER PLEASE GIVE ME A NEW BRAAIN OR KILL ME RAGGYDUCKS