CaptainWacky is truly a Wiener Dog among men.

[The Question]

You must recognize CaptainWacky's regal wiener-dog-ness.

That is all.

 

[FBI parte due]

Does he poof up if you put him in the microwave?

 

[The Question]

Were anyone to build a microwave large enough and mighty enough to contain all that is CaptainWacky, he very well might.

 

[Buttons]

I dont think he poofs. He might plump though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't fucking do anything.

 

[Buttons]

You rule the MineField with your Wackyish way sof wonderment!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Wackyish ways of wonderment = crushing iron fist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Three years and nothing has changed. Yeah, real achievement.

 

[The Question]

No, it really is. Who but the Mighty and Diabolical King Wiener Dog CaptainWacky could command so many capitalized superlatives, HEY?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HITLER

 

[The Question]

^^Don't make me channel the ghost of Mr. Witherby again ON YER WEE LORDLY LACES, HEY?! Jesus, I can barely hold him back as it is. :fear:

 

[Lilac]

Intriguing.

 

[Gagh]

wacky will one day own TK.

 

[Loktar]

What? He doesn't own it already?

 

[CaptainWacky]

ONe day.