CaptainWacky to run for Lord of Gaghinshire!

[Dr Dave]

"I will kill the opposition, I will bite them to death, with these false teeth from a park bench near my house, I took them from an old man!"

 

[Dr Dave]

"I won't bite them with my own teeth, that's what the false teeth are for. Biting them with my own teeth would just be unsanitary."

 

[Loktar]

I call shenanigans! CaptainWacky wasn't even born in the cuntry of Gaghinshire. I have a copy of his birth certificate that clearly states he was born in Wankov.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm going to be doing these things Dr Dave is saying I'm going to be doing," confirmed CaptainWacky.

 

[Dr Dave]

"Fuddlemiff tried to oppose me, SO I BIT OFF HIS EAR! Now he can't ride the train to COUNTY CORK, since you must have two ears to ride on a train. Then I took his two coats, now he has NO COATS!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I took his white socks as well.

 

[Dr Dave]

"DON'T LET ME FORGET ABOUT LADY McBird, she got cranky so I ran her over with a car I found in front of a bridal store."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just painted the town red. WITH RED PAINT.

 

[Dr Dave]

"I HID ALL THEIR CARS AND SEASON 1 DVD's OF BABYLON 5!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes I hid every Babylon 5 DVD in town.

There was one (unwanted Christmas present.)

 

[Dr Dave]

"I turned on the tv to see the news not talking about me! Well I marched down to the station, barged into the studio and hit the presenter in the head with a can of peas! He was quite irked and asked me to leave, so I opened the can, with the can opener I keep on my person at all times and tossed the peas at him! It was quite a good show, he got up to chase me, so I kicked him in the knee! I then remembered my appointment downtown and promptly left."

 

[Dr Dave]

"I turned on the tv to see the news not talking about me! Well I marched down to the station, barged into the studio and hit the presenter in the head with a can of peas! He was quite irked and asked me to leave, so I opened the can, with the can opener I keep on my person at all times and tossed the peas at him! It was quite a good show, he got up to chase me, so I kicked him in the knee! I then remembered my appointment downtown and promptly left."

 

[CaptainWacky]

*bashes head repeatedly against a brick wall until death*

 

[Dr Dave]

"EXCITING NEWS, I AM PLANNING ON A HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA! Yes, that's right! I will be having sex with pumpkins and setting fire to some trash bins I found at an old folks home! What fun it shall be!"

 

[Gagh]

Should I be as worried as I am?

 

[Dr Dave]

"YES GAGH, YOU POTATO! BTW I SMELL CATS!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everytime Dr Dave makes one of those posts, I say those things out loud against my will. Even if I'm in public.

 

[Dr Dave]

"I was walking down the street today when I saw Tomtrek, I said to him 'ello, CORK, he looked at me and was like 'eh', well I was going to take none of this Canadian talk, I asked him if he'd be voting for me, he was like 'no', so I took his shoes and ate them, THEN I BURND HIS SOCKS! He objected, them being on his feet, but I proved my point!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

My mother just disowned me.

 

[Dr Dave]

Uh oh!