CaptainWacky?

[Henoch]

HE SITS AROUND ALL FUCKIN' DAY POSTING WHILE THE REST OF US WORK OUR ASSES OFF & THEN HE JUDGES US CAUSE HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO ALL FUCKING DAY!!!

FUCK HIM!!!!!!

 

[Henoch]

Then pick on me as well. I'm unemployed and sit on my lazy ass alot too. Just because Wacky has a unique perspective on life does not mean he should be singled out.

But i love u.

 

[Loktar]

HE SITS AROUND ALL FUCKIN' DAY POSTING WHILE THE REST OF US WORK OUR ASSES OFF & THEN HE JUDGES US CAUSE HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO ALL FUCKING DAY!!!

FUCK HIM!!!!!!

HIS OBSERVATIONS ARE SPOT ON. DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SHORTCOMINGS. STRIVE TO BE MORE PERFECT LIKE WACKY.

 

[Henoch]

HE IS NOT PERFECT WHO DOES NOT LIVE LIFE LIKE THE AVERAGE PERSON.

 

[Henoch]

TO SIT ON ONES LAZY ASS & SPEW WORDS IS JUST AN IDIOT!!

 

[Henoch]

IF YOU HAVE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE YOU CANNOT JUDGE ANOTHER!!

 

[Henoch]

oh god please forgive me, i do not have a job, i live with my mother, i judge others & have no real life to speak of...oh for fucks sake...I AM REALLY SPECIAL, PLEASE LET ALL DISBELIEVERS PERISH CAUSE MY MOTHER SAID SO.

OKAY, SO....I AM WACKY , I HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE 2002 & I LIKE WRESTLING & NATALIE PORTMAN & SHIT...& I HAVE LIKE NO JOB CAUSE I AM LIKE UBER RETARDED & SHIT & I HAVE LOTS OF LOSERS WHO FOLLOW ME CAUSE THEY ARE LIKE ALL STUPID & SHIT! UMM. SO OK...I SPAM & TALK ABOUT HOT CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I AM BI BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO & I PRETEND TO ACT LIKE IT WASN'T REALLY ME & SHIT!! OK? UM...K??

I JUST DON'T LIKE COCK, IT WAS ME, BUT IT JUST WASN'T & SHIT. OK, I AM WACKY & PEOPLE LIKE ME CAUSE I HAVE ISSUES & I TRY TO HIDE IT BUT I AM RETARDED & SHIT!! I USED TO SAY I LIKED COCK BUT NOW I AM TRYING TO BE COOL & PRETEND I NEVER SAID THAT...AND SHIT!!

 

[Loktar]

But i love u.

Marry me?











lol j/k. -the not so nice Loktar

 

[whisky]

Two things Henoch.

1 time difference between where you are and where Wacky is.
2 work that one out and you'll find Wacky very rarely posts in what would be considered "working time"
3 fuck off

The last one wasn't part of the original list, but it felt right.

 

[jack]

I'll take door number three

 

[headvoid]

Someone not getting the attention they require?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The only thing getting any attention in Henoch's house is the drinks cabinet.