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The only Great Dane I know lives next door, but he's a lovable goof ball.
I'm betting Carrie's brother Todd will be dead in a couple of days, too.
It's patently apparent that Carrie's daughter is using the Force to kill her entire family for the inheritance money, an idea she obviously got from Episode VII.
Scooby and Shaggy would already have this case wrapped up.
More evidence in the Daily Mail
Carrie Fisher autopsy conclusion gets 'deferred' because cause of death 'is not obvious'
How much more obvious could "not obvious" be?!!!
She was killed by someone (suspect fingered above *cough* *cough*) using The Force™
How often does anyone examine an aorta that was squeezed by an invisible hand? Does the LA Coroner's Office get a lot of bodies that were murdered by dark lords of the Sith? No. The incompetent boobs simply can't connect the dots.
If Leia's son was a father-murdering Sith, it stands to reason that Carrie's daughter would be a mother-murdering Sith.
And note that Kylo Ren killed Han just because - reasons. Kylo didn't even want the title to the Millenium Falcon. In contrast, Billie gets title to two vast estates, control over the future of the Star Wars franchise, and thus the whole freakin' galaxy, and residuals plus a percentage of Princess Leia collectibles and action figures.
Any detective worth his salt would be trying to find out of Billie was flying a Jedi starfighter right above Carrie's airliner as it made its way toward the LA basin, no doubt wearing some kind of bizarre Sith costume with a mask and reaching out toward the first class area with her gloved hand.
But are any other Star Wars fans investigating? No. Because they're trained to have good and evil spoon fed to them by a John Williams' score instead of thinking for themselves. :gagh:
No one cares, faggot.
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