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Carrie Fisher Has Been 2016'd.
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The Question
Eternal
NO ONE CAN DEFEND AGAINST MY DANCING FINGER STYLE! 
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Dershocka
dershocka
That's nice. I hope he rapes you.
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gturner
New member
USA Today
Get to know Billie Lourd, the heir to the Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher dynasty
How obvious does it have to be?!!!
The only surprise was that Billie also knew a Sith technique called "Force Stroke", but it makes sense in retrospect. The Jedi probably used it all the time on ambassadors and trade representatives.
gturner
New member
From Yahoo News
And who now controls Carrie Fisher's estate?
Billie Lourde.
She inherits Carrie's house, Debbie's house, and now has Disney by the short hairs. The main antagonist in the new trilogy is Kylo Ren, son of Han and Leia, and Disney already killed off Han Solo. The whole crux of Star Wars is parent/child issues, and they just ran out of parents for episode IV - unless they agree to give Billie Lourde everything she asks for, from lifetime passes at all Disney theme parks, to a lifetime of voice-over work, to a cut of every Disney film that has a character with boobs, to George Lucas's head on a pike. She'll probably end up owning Disney.
This has no doubt been her plan all along.
Actors seek posthumous protections after big-screen resurrections
LOS ANGELES/NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tuesday's death of actor Carrie Fisher, who played Princess Leia in "Star Wars," set off waves of remembrance among fans - but also speculation over her character's return in yet-to-be-filmed episodes.
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A Disney spokeswoman declined to comment on whether Princess Leia would appear in films beyond "Episode VIII," set for release in 2017. Fisher had wrapped filming for the next "Star Wars" episode before she died. She suffered a heart attack on a flight from London to Los Angeles.
Fisher had been expected to play a key role in the ninth installment of the sci-fi saga, due for release in 2019.
Fisher's attorney, Frederick Bimbler, did not return requests for information on any stipulations the actress may have made about use of her image.
Disney bought "Star Wars" producer Lucasfilm in 2012 for $4 billion. The two new films since released have sold some $2.7 billion worth of tickets and boosted sales of toys and other related merchandise.
Disney would need to negotiate "re-use fees" with Fisher's estate to resurrect her character for future films, said Mark Litwak, an entertainment attorney in Los Angeles.
The rights of actors' heirs are rooted in a 1985 California law requiring filmmakers to obtain permission from a celebrity's estate to use his or her image after death.
LOS ANGELES/NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tuesday's death of actor Carrie Fisher, who played Princess Leia in "Star Wars," set off waves of remembrance among fans - but also speculation over her character's return in yet-to-be-filmed episodes.
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A Disney spokeswoman declined to comment on whether Princess Leia would appear in films beyond "Episode VIII," set for release in 2017. Fisher had wrapped filming for the next "Star Wars" episode before she died. She suffered a heart attack on a flight from London to Los Angeles.
Fisher had been expected to play a key role in the ninth installment of the sci-fi saga, due for release in 2019.
Fisher's attorney, Frederick Bimbler, did not return requests for information on any stipulations the actress may have made about use of her image.
Disney bought "Star Wars" producer Lucasfilm in 2012 for $4 billion. The two new films since released have sold some $2.7 billion worth of tickets and boosted sales of toys and other related merchandise.
Disney would need to negotiate "re-use fees" with Fisher's estate to resurrect her character for future films, said Mark Litwak, an entertainment attorney in Los Angeles.
The rights of actors' heirs are rooted in a 1985 California law requiring filmmakers to obtain permission from a celebrity's estate to use his or her image after death.
And who now controls Carrie Fisher's estate?
Billie Lourde.
She inherits Carrie's house, Debbie's house, and now has Disney by the short hairs. The main antagonist in the new trilogy is Kylo Ren, son of Han and Leia, and Disney already killed off Han Solo. The whole crux of Star Wars is parent/child issues, and they just ran out of parents for episode IV - unless they agree to give Billie Lourde everything she asks for, from lifetime passes at all Disney theme parks, to a lifetime of voice-over work, to a cut of every Disney film that has a character with boobs, to George Lucas's head on a pike. She'll probably end up owning Disney.
This has no doubt been her plan all along.
gturner
New member
Daily Mail
It's the largest ever personal accident insurance payout, and just ask yourself "who benefits?"
Connect the dots, people, just like R2 and that other droid did to find Luke.
Carrie Fisher's death will trigger biggest EVER personal accident insurance claim after Disney took out $50MILLION policy in case she couldn't finish Star Wars films
It's the largest ever personal accident insurance payout, and just ask yourself "who benefits?"
Connect the dots, people, just like R2 and that other droid did to find Luke.
gturner
New member
More evidence in the Daily Mail
How much more obvious could "not obvious" be?!!!
She was killed by someone (suspect fingered above *cough* *cough*) using The Force™
How often does anyone examine an aorta that was squeezed by an invisible hand? Does the LA Coroner's Office get a lot of bodies that were murdered by dark lords of the Sith? No. The incompetent boobs simply can't connect the dots.
If Leia's son was a father-murdering Sith, it stands to reason that Carrie's daughter would be a mother-murdering Sith.
And note that Kylo Ren killed Han just because - reasons. Kylo didn't even want the title to the Millenium Falcon. In contrast, Billie gets title to two vast estates, control over the future of the Star Wars franchise, and thus the whole freakin' galaxy, and residuals plus a percentage of Princess Leia collectibles and action figures.
Any detective worth his salt would be trying to find out of Billie was flying a Jedi starfighter right above Carrie's airliner as it made its way toward the LA basin, no doubt wearing some kind of bizarre Sith costume with a mask and reaching out toward the first class area with her gloved hand.
But are any other Star Wars fans investigating? No. Because they're trained to have good and evil spoon fed to them by a John Williams' score instead of thinking for themselves. :gagh:
Carrie Fisher autopsy conclusion gets 'deferred' because cause of death 'is not obvious'
How much more obvious could "not obvious" be?!!!
She was killed by someone (suspect fingered above *cough* *cough*) using The Force™
How often does anyone examine an aorta that was squeezed by an invisible hand? Does the LA Coroner's Office get a lot of bodies that were murdered by dark lords of the Sith? No. The incompetent boobs simply can't connect the dots.
If Leia's son was a father-murdering Sith, it stands to reason that Carrie's daughter would be a mother-murdering Sith.
And note that Kylo Ren killed Han just because - reasons. Kylo didn't even want the title to the Millenium Falcon. In contrast, Billie gets title to two vast estates, control over the future of the Star Wars franchise, and thus the whole freakin' galaxy, and residuals plus a percentage of Princess Leia collectibles and action figures.
Any detective worth his salt would be trying to find out of Billie was flying a Jedi starfighter right above Carrie's airliner as it made its way toward the LA basin, no doubt wearing some kind of bizarre Sith costume with a mask and reaching out toward the first class area with her gloved hand.
But are any other Star Wars fans investigating? No. Because they're trained to have good and evil spoon fed to them by a John Williams' score instead of thinking for themselves. :gagh:
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
More evidence in the Daily Mail
Carrie Fisher autopsy conclusion gets 'deferred' because cause of death 'is not obvious'
How much more obvious could "not obvious" be?!!!
She was killed by someone (suspect fingered above *cough* *cough*) using The Force™
How often does anyone examine an aorta that was squeezed by an invisible hand? Does the LA Coroner's Office get a lot of bodies that were murdered by dark lords of the Sith? No. The incompetent boobs simply can't connect the dots.
If Leia's son was a father-murdering Sith, it stands to reason that Carrie's daughter would be a mother-murdering Sith.
And note that Kylo Ren killed Han just because - reasons. Kylo didn't even want the title to the Millenium Falcon. In contrast, Billie gets title to two vast estates, control over the future of the Star Wars franchise, and thus the whole freakin' galaxy, and residuals plus a percentage of Princess Leia collectibles and action figures.
Any detective worth his salt would be trying to find out of Billie was flying a Jedi starfighter right above Carrie's airliner as it made its way toward the LA basin, no doubt wearing some kind of bizarre Sith costume with a mask and reaching out toward the first class area with her gloved hand.
But are any other Star Wars fans investigating? No. Because they're trained to have good and evil spoon fed to them by a John Williams' score instead of thinking for themselves. :gagh:
*crickets*
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
The nerd in me cares a tiny little bit. But the Sith in me would rather make a joke about Volpone and gturner's lightsaber's both being green because their cocks are riddled with sores from sucking each other's cocks so much.
gturner
New member
Carrie Fisher has been cremated ... like the entire population of Alderaan who got vaporized because Carrie wouldn't tell her dad the location of the rebel base - because she's a petulant child with no sense of responsibility.
gturner
New member
Speaking of Alderaan's destruction and the location of the rebel base, what kind of asshole adoptive parents did she have to tell her such vital information knowing that Darth Vader was her dad? They could have mentioned that little tidbit at any point in her childhood, just in case it would matter someday - as they were sucking her into a plot to kill him.
PARENTING FAIL.
PARENTING FAIL.