curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
And I love Daniel Craig's face - too pretty like Roger Moore is just bland. (He was my least favourite Bond). Very expressive. And as for his build...*cough*yeah, he's fit enough.
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Casino Royale
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curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
DO YOU MIND? 
TRYING to sell Cassie on Casino Royale and teh hottness that is Daniel Craig!
TRYING to sell Cassie on Casino Royale and teh hottness that is Daniel Craig!
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Connery rawks!!!
I think he's really in a class by himself. no slag to Craig.
I think he's really in a class by himself. no slag to Craig.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Oh look at me I'm driving about in a car shooting people and playing cards, how exciting!
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
well there IS a tazering!
but no ducks.
and there IS a cool sports car that gets involved in a hideous metal-twisting crash!
but no axe.
but there IS a machete!
AND there are three shootings, one stabbing, one drowning, one neck snapping, one death by electrocution, one death by staple gun in the eye, two torturings, one death by explosion, one death by armpit smothering.
but no wanking.
I SEE THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA.
but no ducks.
and there IS a cool sports car that gets involved in a hideous metal-twisting crash!
but no axe.
but there IS a machete!
AND there are three shootings, one stabbing, one drowning, one neck snapping, one death by electrocution, one death by staple gun in the eye, two torturings, one death by explosion, one death by armpit smothering.
but no wanking.
I SEE THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You Jedi SCUM.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
ALWAYS KNEW YOUD CHOOSE THE DARK SIDE
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The dark side of the force can be a path to skills man consider to be...unnatural.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
^heh, knew THAT'D get yer attention. 
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
well, that and Daniel Craig NAKED.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Messa bustin' with happiness to see you!
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE RIFE WITH PAEDOPHELIA REFERENCES?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Err, not that I'm aware of, no.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
oh.
well that's alright, then.
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
um, more tea, anyone?
well that's alright, then.
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
um, more tea, anyone?
So, I finally saw Casino Royale last night. I GIVE IT A MIXED REVIEW!
Daniel Craig = super fucking hot in this movie. His body is amazing, I wasn't expecting someone with that face, to have a body like that. His face is attractive, but you'd think he'd have a more (I DON'T KNOW) elderly looking body.
The fight scenes were cool, but they lasted way too long. Anyone, even a super athlete, would be exhausted after half of the first crazy chase, run, climb, fight, jump, run, fight, blow shit up, run some more, fight some more, run, fight scene. I didn't think that would ever end, and I started to think that the entire movie would be like that.
I liked the way Craig's Bond was cold hearted, and mischievous, at the same time. I don't remember the other Bonds playing him quite like that. I know they were all irresistible ladies men, but this Bond seemed more realistic. At least none of the women in the film had silly vagina names. (remember I haven't seen any of the newer Bond films, so maybe Remington Steele played him like that too)
The gambling scenes were entertaining, but again, they went on way too long. In fact, my main complaint with the movie is that it was too fucking long. Every time I thought the movie was over, it wasn't.
The giant knotty rope to the nuts torture scene was disturbingly erotic. OK I SAID IT.
Daniel Craig = super fucking hot in this movie. His body is amazing, I wasn't expecting someone with that face, to have a body like that. His face is attractive, but you'd think he'd have a more (I DON'T KNOW) elderly looking body.
The fight scenes were cool, but they lasted way too long. Anyone, even a super athlete, would be exhausted after half of the first crazy chase, run, climb, fight, jump, run, fight, blow shit up, run some more, fight some more, run, fight scene. I didn't think that would ever end, and I started to think that the entire movie would be like that.
I liked the way Craig's Bond was cold hearted, and mischievous, at the same time. I don't remember the other Bonds playing him quite like that. I know they were all irresistible ladies men, but this Bond seemed more realistic. At least none of the women in the film had silly vagina names. (remember I haven't seen any of the newer Bond films, so maybe Remington Steele played him like that too)
The gambling scenes were entertaining, but again, they went on way too long. In fact, my main complaint with the movie is that it was too fucking long. Every time I thought the movie was over, it wasn't.
The giant knotty rope to the nuts torture scene was disturbingly erotic. OK I SAID IT.