Cassie ate a mongoose

[Dr Dave]

While her dogs watched and wondered why they could not have some too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They have to learn some day.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just think about her dogs, sitting there wondering why Cassie wont feed them a mongoose and instead makes them eat hot dogs she found on the bus.

 

[Gagh]

Bit crunchy.

 

[Cassie]

IT WAS DELICIOUS!

 

[Dr Dave]

How was it prepared?

 

[Cassie]

On a stick!

 

[Dr Dave]

Sounds nice.

Did you use a peppercorn gravy or sauce with it?

 

[Cassie]

No, I ate it commando.

 

[Dr Dave]

You did cook it at least?

 

[Cassie]

With a Bic lighter, just like that talk show lady who cooks her slim jims!

 

[Dr Dave]

Waite... what?

Cooking a slim jim?

 

[Alpha_Dawg]

What the hell, first a mongoose and now my crab babies...

She must be stopped

 

[Cassie]

OM NOM NOM NOM

 

[CaptainWacky]

Next she'll eat Perry Saturn.