Cassie, dear. (not a you tag)

[Tisiphone]

Which is why they're trembling. They're scared of the clap!

 

[Dr Dave]

Clap on!

 

[Conchaga]

^^Nope, sorry, going to have to ravish you mercilessly, as well. Show me your tits, then prepare to be boarded.

I think her tits are more than you can handle, friend.

 

[The Question]

I'm all atwitter.

I love Twitter. I hate Pownce.

 

[The Question]

Anyway, out with them tits. I do not have the VD, I have only The Cock. (Yes, it's so impressive it must be preceded with 'the' and be capitalized.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

This thread is confusing and sexy.

 

[Dr Dave]

The best kind of thread?

 

[Cassie]

I'm uploading my tits to the internet, should only take 3 or 4 weeks.

 

[Dual]

Huh.

 

[Loktar]

I'm uploading my tits to the internet, should only take 3 or 4 weeks.

*waits by his computer with antitcipation*

*takes a month vacation from work*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't forget to bathe every now and then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't forget to ZIP them.

 

[Loktar]

Don't forget to bathe every now and then.

I'll take a golden shower everyday.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wrong kind of shower.

 

[Loktar]

Wrong kind of shower.

Thats not what R. Kelly says.

 

[Tisiphone]

Players wanna play, lovers wanna love, I just wanna piss all over you girl.

 

[Dr Dave]

What the hell?

 

[Loktar]

What the hell?

More like what the smell?

Watch out I ate asparagus today.

 

[Dr Dave]

Go outside Loktar.

 

[Loktar]

Go outside Loktar.

Not scheduled for outdoor activity until tommorrow morning when I work.