Cassie has never made a compliment about my left foot.

[Gagh]

Nor have any of you. You bastards.





I'm leaving forever.

 

[Dr Dave]

You don't even have a left foot you drunken baboon salesman.

 

[Gagh]

Shut up, you Electronically Controlled Gorilla's Vaginal Hair Stylist.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fuck off you toothless Henoch molester.

 

[Gagh]

Eat shit and die, you Neanderthal Perambulator-Consuming Son of a Fish Raping Madman.

 

[headvoid]

The medical reports clearly stated it wasn't a fish.

 

[Gagh]

Fine, have it your way. It was a newt.

 

[Cassie]

MAYBE I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR LUSTROUS LEFT FOOT, MAYBE I NEVER COMPLIMENT IT BECAUSE I CAN BARELY STOP MY SELF FROM BITING IT RIGHT OFF AT THE ANKLE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE OR SLEEP WITH A METAL SOCK FROM NOW ON.

 

[headvoid]

Slippery bastard had it coming IMO.

I know we aren't supposed to say that BUT FUCKIN HELL THOSE NEWTS ARE SLIMY AND THEY EAT FUNNY FOOD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Good movie. Kinda slow though.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eat shit and die, you Neanderthal Perambulator-Consuming Son of a Fish Raping Madman.

GO SEX A FOOTBALL, YOU MONGREL BAG OF HEALESS SOCKS!

 

[Cock]

does this mean cassie is sleeping with gagh?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wiv a broad like Cassie, you don't exactly sleep! KnowwhatImeanKnowwhatImean?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Only for fear of having your penis chopped off.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not to mention the wild sex parties.

 

[Cassie]

does this mean cassie is sleeping with gagh?

Sometimes I sleep with Gagh, sometimes I sleep with Captain Kirk, and sometimes I sleep with YOUR MOM.

 

[Cock]

Now I know why she stopped going bowling with me on Tuesdays nights!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DIDDY KONG IN THE RAFTERS, WHO'S GOT THE BOAT

 

[Gagh]

I'm sleeping with Diddy Kong.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SLEEPING, OR EATING HIS BANANA, HIS COCK I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY I TYPED BANANA, I'VE LOST MY MOJO BABY YEAH BEYOCNE ARRESTED FOR RAPE