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Cassie hugs a cow

Dr Dave

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Cassie decided to take a walk from her farm to see THE LAND. With her, her trusty camera. Cassie liked to take pictures, and this she planned to do.

It was a bight day. A sunny day. It was warm out.

As Cassie walked she saw bugs, a lone chicken pecking at the road and Love Child in a tree.

"Hi Love Child!" said Cassie

"Hi Cassie!" said Love Child

Cassie contrinued walking intill she got to BILL's farm. There she saw a cow, the cow was standing there as cows do. The cow was eating some grass and looked up and stared at Cassie.

"Hi Cow!" said Cassie

"Moo" said the cow

"I name you, JEFF THE COW" said Cassie

"Moo" said Jeff the cow.

"LETS HUG" said Cassie. Cassie hugged the cow.

"Moo" said the cow

"I'm hungry..." Said Cassie

Cassie killed the cow.

The end.
 
VERY REALISTIC!
 
Will there be a part two?

HMmmmmmmmmmm
 
I like how the cow had a name. DId Cassie eat the cow?
 
Part Two.

The grill sizzled.

"I'm ready for some COW" said Cassie.

"Yeah me too, once I get those vampires away from me!" said Cassie's grandma

"Grandma, they can't find you here. We gave those DACERS the adress for Farmer Fuddlemiff, they can't find you!" said Cassie

"GOOD, WHERE"S THE FUCKING COW" said Cassie's Grandma.

"Cooking!" Said Cassie who was intrupted by a ding sound.

"BEEFS DONE" said Cassie.

They all ate beef. It was GOOD BEEF. They also had potatos.

The end.
 
Interesting themes.
 
Cassie decided to take a walk from her farm to see THE LAND. With her, her trusty camera. Cassie liked to take pictures, and this she planned to do.

It was a bight day. A sunny day. It was warm out.

As Cassie walked she saw bugs, a lone chicken pecking at the road and Love Child in a tree.

"Hi Love Child!" said Cassie

"Hi Cassie!" said Love Child

Cassie contrinued walking intill she got to BILL's farm. There she saw a cow, the cow was standing there as cows do. The cow was eating some grass and looked up and stared at Cassie.

"Hi Cow!" said Cassie

"Moo" said the cow

"I name you, JEFF THE COW" said Cassie

"Moo" said Jeff the cow.

"LETS HUG" said Cassie. Cassie hugged the cow.

"Moo" said the cow

"I'm hungry..." Said Cassie

Cassie killed the cow.

The end.
And that's how William Shatner got the role of Kirk.
 
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