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Cassie, I just bought this

I am jealous! I should order that next time I get some books so we can be twinkies FOREVER.
 
32 short stories and novellas, SOME OF THEM have got to be good!
 
A couple of them won awards, which doesn't mean much anymore but it's GEORGE R R MARTIN so it's gotta be good. Well.. they have a better chance of being good than some otehr shite. I just wish the next ASOIAF would HURRY UP!!
 
Do you bring your computer on the toilet to read the downloads?
 
Once you become a Dune freak you'll have to have the books so you can sleep with them and occasionally rub your privates on them.
 
I COULD PRINT THEM OUT AND USE THEM AS DISPOSABLE TOILET PAPER
 
Or reusable toilet paper, even.
 
ew
 
and when you're done you can get Dreamsongs II!!
 
You just crossed the line.

EDIT: to FBI
 
Toxicdistortion said:
and when you're done you can get Dreamsongs II!!

Is it another book or is the paperback divided into two like the paperback of A Storm Of Swords was? I should have checked this first...
 
Do you think I could get free books if I "reviewed" them in the Mine Field?
 
YES, I think they'd pay you BIG MONEY.. what show do they scream 'big money" over and over? hmmm, dammit.
 
The Cat SHow.
 
BIG BUCK BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMYS NO WHAMMYS AAAAAAAAAAAND...

STOP!

- Press Your Luck (80s)/Whammy (00s)
 
OMG.. I saw the No Whammy thing on GSN not too long ago. Those old game shows are hilarious.
 
I LIVE for them. I was hooked as a kid in their cheesy heyday in the 70s, and never stopped.
 
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