cassie is all grown up!

[CaptainWacky]

Nothing Goth about Tolkien's elves really, but I imagine goth kids would want to have sex with them.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Elves are "noble" - which is the excuse of angst-filled teens use to justify the fact they can't get sex.

"Oh, I'm sooooooo noble it is sad and pathetic!"

Insta-connection to elves in any form.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I used to sell role-playing games to teens. The goths bought the vampire shit and thought they were all "edgy" because they took it up the ass.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

That was the main difference between goths and angst-elf-imitators: one did anal and the other couldn't even buy it.

 

[Cassie]

oh well you know I'm not part of the comic book scene. I'm just a chick who lives in the sticks, there aren't many goths around here, if there are I haven't seen them. Rednecks don't get into that shit, lol. Still doesn't bother me for people to express themselves like that, no matter how weird it may seem.

Who wouldn't want to have sex with the LotR elves?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Rednecks don't get into that shit, lol.

Ha! That's the truth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Orlando Bloom gets no sex until he starts acting better

 

[Cassie]

Orlando Bloom is really Ronald McDonald

 

[CaptainWacky]

That explains more than you could possibily imagine.