Cassie is very friendly!!

[Tisiphone]

At least that's what the little icon by your name says. But is she TOO friendly? Hmmmm....

 

[Ishcabittle]

I certainly thought she was friendly when I met her and she promptly fondled my package. That's exactly what I thought, "Wow, she sure is friendly..." and then I jizzed in my pants and boarded my flight to Vegas.

 

[Tisiphone]

And that's exactly what she wanted you to do!

 

[Ishcabittle]

it worked out for both of us, then. the lady in the seat next to me noticed my massive jizz stain on my jeans and remarked, "That Cassie is a friendly one, isn't she?" to which I replied, "Yes ma'am, she is!"

 

[Conchaga]

I can't even top her friendliness.

 

[Conchaga]

But, she's so friendly she let's me be on top.

 

[Tisiphone]

We all let you be on top.

 

[FBI parte due]

Except for Dr Dave. He's such a force of raging masculinity he could never play bottom.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Gagh]

Cassie will sell our secrets on the El Salvador version of eBay!

 

[Dr Dave]

She must be stopped.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was nice of her to titty wank the entire board the other day.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yes, quite nice. No chafing whatsoever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And no disintegrations!

 

[Ishcabittle]

except for my will to go on.

 

[Gagh]

Cassie could even bring the gladrags, razzle, dazzle & showbiz to the most wretched hive of scum & villainy.

 

[Ishcabittle]

swindon?

 

[Gagh]

Close. Dagenham.

 

[Cassie]

I will be even friendlier if I stop getting database errors!

MY TITS OF STEEL + YOUR BALLS OF MIGHT!

 

[Gagh]

Cassie, spread your happiness and tell us the nice things about us that only you know!