CASSIE KEEPS MAILING ME GLOSSIES OF GARY OLDMAN SIGNED BY TISIPHONE.

[Gagh]

What is this, some sort of conspiracy, or did Tisiphone really rob the bank with Gary Oldman with Cassie as the mastermind as I believe the pictures are really trying to tell me???

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think I think ERROR ERROR WACKY PROTOCOLS BREACHED BY BASTIAN BOOGEr

 

[headvoid]

Gary Oldman made me sniff poppers and kill my gran

 

[curiousa2z]

he has that effect on a lot of people.

 

[headvoid]

Gary Oldman made me drop a small indonesian boy into Liquid Nitrogen

 

[curiousa2z]

and?

 

[Cassie]

GARY MAKES THOSE GLOSSY USING THE EFFLUVIA THAT EMANATES FROM HIS OWN BODY!

 

[Tisiphone]

I can't tell you how many I had to tear up in front of his face because he kept signing them as Stansfield and Zorg!!!

 

[headvoid]

Gary Oldman made me sneak into an old people's home and put TCP into their food

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's your uncle talking.

 

[Gagh]

CASSIE MADE GARY OLDMAN CONFESS TO THE DISAPPEARANCE OF SHERGAR!

 

[curiousa2z]

SHE HAS THE POWER!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Kids these days just blame everything they do on Gary Oldman. Oh the pain!!

 

[Cassie]

cassie, gary, glossies, mailing, oldman, signed, tisiphone

 

[Tisiphone]

I don't think it was just Gagh we sent them to either.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Gary Oldman dated Natalie Portman when she was 12....OR SO THE GERMANS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE!!

 

[Gagh]

No. You've mixed them up with the Albanians.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SIRIUS BLACK IS NOT DEAD.

To this day, he still loves to morph back from being a dog in front of Harry, ALL NAKED UNDER HIS BLACK FUR COAT LIKE COURTNEY LOVE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...

 

[curiousa2z]

BUT NOT AS HAIRY.