Cassie:The Video Game

[Dr Dave]

Coming this Christmas season from MF Studios, Cassie:The Video Game.

In this blockbuster video game, you play Cassie a native of Florida in her quest to find the golden penis.

From the use of her penis knife, to A JET PLANE, adventure awaits you in Cassie:The Video Game!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Press 'X' to remove penis.

 

[Dr Dave]

Try the multiple button penis cutting action!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Shake the Wiimote to remove penis.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Survive the Disney Tunnel of Animatronic Horrors to fight MechaGoofy and turn him into a giant peniskey to unlock the Magic Plane that takes you out of Florida to win the game!

 

[Dr Dave]

The secret MF posting level will be a smash hit among Cassie fans!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Achievement Unlocked: BYE CASSAHHHGHGHGHHAHHGHHHFFFF
Leave chat before anyone can finish typing 'goodbye'.

 

[Cassie]

GAME OF THE YEAR

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SEQUEL TO TAKE PLACE IN ARKHAM SLAUGHTERHOUSE?

 

[Loktar]

HOT POCKET POWER-UPS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ACTIVATED MOFO MODE

 

[Dr Dave]

Health comes in the form of pillzlol.

 

[Loktar]

Talk to the old woman on the Swampland level at 8:11:11 exactly and when you find her later on in the Night of 1000 Penii level and choose the alligator wrestling option the old lady will sing "You are My Sunshine" and the Sunny Daze achievement will be unlocked.

 

[Tisiphone]

Grab the golden shovel and dig your way through Florida to unlock the mystical PENI JARS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SHATNER.

 

[Dr Dave]

There is a mission where you have to collect all the Captain Kirks in the metro area.

 

[Loktar]

I like the Bring Me the Head of Walt Disney level where Cassie fights her way through Disney World and has to fight Walt Disney at the end of the level and behead him.