Cassie

[jack]

Among the Christmas cards we got this year was this one, and I thought of you immediately.

 

[Cassie]

Oh pretty! lol I love polar bears cause they look all cute and cuddly but they'll rip your head off and eat you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But they love their families.

 

[jack]

And they look really good on Xmas cards.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Some of them are LOST

 

[Cassie]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT!!!!11

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope we see one of the bears off the island in a "flash forward".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Preferably mauling Jack to death.

 

[jack]

Santa never saw claws like those, I bet.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Welcome to The Badlands, Wacky, Cassie and Fuddlemiff!

 

[Dr Dave]

All that pic is missing is a bottle of coca-cola.

 

[Tisiphone]

 

[curiousa2z]

Commercialism rears its ugly head.

and where do they put all that litter when they finish the cokes?

 

[Tisiphone]

They dump it into the arctic, and Anderson Cooper will report on the waste polar bears have caused, thus leading to their inevitible extinction.

 

[Dr Dave]

Kill it with fire.

 

[Tisiphone]

It's actually drinking battery acid.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Commercialism rears its ugly head.

and where do they put all that litter when they finish the cokes?

They dump it into the arctic, and Anderson Cooper will report on the waste polar bears have caused, thus leading to their inevitible extinction.

I thought they peed in them...

 

[Kitty]

It's actually drinking battery acid.

If only.

 

[Dark Pickle]

It'd probably be better for him than Coke.