CAT FOOD

[CaptainWacky]

Why is it so disgusting?

 

[Cassie]

I feed my cat dry food, so it looks like little brown stars.

 

[Tisiphone]

It doesn't even smell good. At least dog food actually smells decent.

 

[WillsZenith]

I dont like cats. Its nothing they dont deserve. Overlords I tell you, overlords...

 

[Tisiphone]

Soulsuckers.

 

[curiousa2z]

Do you not see?!?!?!

Cats have hypnotised us into thinking it's disgusting so even if we're starving, we will not eat their food!

 

[Tisiphone]

No, but we'll eat them!!!

 

[Love Child]

Once ate dry cat food. Okay, once I ate wet cat food too, but it was a trick, by my mean and evil sisters who liked to feed me things and say it was Chineese food!
(I knew better, but I sort of ate it anyway) (Not really)

 

[Tisiphone]

We've all been tricked by devil sisters!

 

[Loktar]

Once ate dry cat food. Okay, once I ate wet cat food too, but it was a trick, by my mean and evil sisters who liked to feed me things and say it was Chineese food!
(I knew better, but I sort of ate it anyway) (Not really)

I once ate kitty litter.

(Not really)

 

[Dual]

I once ate a cat. It tasted like chicken.

 

[classichummus]

Most cat food has some form of sea food or animal organs in it. Most dog food has normal meat that we would eat. That is probably why cat food smells like shit, while dog food doesn't.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If they just eat dry food, do they nut turn into DUST CATS?

 

[Cassie]

He catches birds and squirrels now and then so I guess that keeps him moist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good boy!

 

[Tisiphone]

Juicy pussy.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Iams in the can.

Speaking of which, it is time to feed the master...