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CATS ARE NICE

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Who agrees that cats are nice?
 
They are nice, and also SOFT!
 
They are PURRRfect!
 
They go "MEOW".
 
They make excellent (living) doorstops and paperweights.
 
Don't let them see you type such things.
 
Cats can't read....


OH GAWD MY FACE! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT CAT COME FROM? HIS CLAWS ARE SO SHARP! OWWW!
 
Learned you didn't it.
 
I do not agree.
 
Cats are always trying to make me fall down.
 
Oh cats are often evil. BUT CUTE AND NICE TOO.

They are a mystery.
 
They're pretty handy(pawsy?) with the first aid too. Who knew they could lick clean wounds and wrap bandages?
 
Not all cats are nice.

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Cats are better than rice.
 
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(I was looking for a musical about rice, but this is as good as I got since I wasn't going to post a musical by Tim Rice lol)
 
She is wasting all that food OMG! And then she covered it up and shook it around, such a tease!

Cats Are Nice.
 
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