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Cat's purr proof of God!?

They always purr before they attack, imo.
 
Not ours, they only purr when I stroke them lovingly, though one has a "silent purr" but you can still feel her vibrating.
 
you said vibrating

There's a cat who just showed up here not to long ago and he tries to bite me when I walk by him.. I think he just wants me to pet him though.
 
Maybe he's hungry.
 
I give him food and water mister.
 
Cats purr because their throats constrict, which happens when they're emotional. Doesn't matter what emotion it is. It's just the sound of air moving past their little uvulas when they're "all choked up."
 
NO IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY AND THEY LOVE THEIR HUMAN MASTERS.
 
The Saint said:
Cats purr because their throats constrict, which happens when they're emotional. Doesn't matter what emotion it is. It's just the sound of air moving past their little uvulas when they're "all choked up."
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Thats crazy talk!
 
Dr Dave said:
Thats crazy talk!
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No, "SMURFS SMURFS ALL OVER ME MERLIN CRAWLED OUT OF MY URETHRA AND SANG THE BLUES WHILE JIMINY CRICKET PEED IN MY EARS AND BARBRA STREISAND IS PRETTY WHOOOOOOOBALJBLJALALAKALAKDODDODOSOSCOCOAOADDODODODWHAAAAAAAA!!!" is crazy talk.
 
He's got you there.
 
Cats purr because they know their human owners will gush over it, and do what they want. Its some kind of frequency that affects your brainwaves. Its one of the things that makes cats of all sizes good hunters. They have secret purring mojo abilities that fuck with brainwaves. Its all true! That's how they got crazy Egyptians to worship them. Fucking mental disrupting purring abilities!
 
lies!
 
The only ones that know for sure are the cats.
 
I think we should chop them all up into little bits to find out the secret.
 
He who breaks a cat to find out why it purrs has left the path of wisdom.
 
CaptainWacky said:
The only ones that know for sure are the cats.
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And they aint talking (or meowing for that matter).
 
Because you cooked them all in a big oven you bastard.
 
Look, that was to feed school children!
 
School children you then sexually abused to within an inch of their lives!
 
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