Cat's purr proof of God!?

[Dr Dave]

No, I just needed them to run my sweet shop.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah...IN BED.

 

[Dr Dave]

lies!

 

[The Question]

School children don't eat cat. Unless they're very, very naughteh!

 

[Dr Dave]

They do if you don't tell them what is in the soup.

 

[The Question]

They do if you don't tell them what is in the soup.

And by this route we segue into...

CAPTAINWACKY VS. THE SOUP!!! dun dun DAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :fear:

 

[CaptainWacky]

THERE'S NO GETTING AWAY FROM MY DESTINY, IS THERE

 

[Dr Dave]

No, no there is not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

fuck you

 

[The Question]

wearing a soupy condom!

 

[Dr Dave]

don't forget his axe!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like cats.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I wish I had a cat to stroke.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

You can stroke my cock and call it kitty if you'd like.

 

[Cassie]

MEOW, CHOKE, DEAD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And then there's tribbles.

 

[Dr Dave]

MEOW, CHOKE, DEAD.

Did Mal's penis fall off?

 

[Cassie]

It's smoked nao.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wish I had a cat to stroke.

You should go to a pet adoption agency.

 

[SuN]

cats also purr when they are dying, even after trauma...apparently it halps them to survive...maybe its their meditation?