CAUTION: Beware of McDonald's Shamrock Shakes!!!!

[starguard]

They'll make your bowels and stool turn GREEN

 

[Loktar]

They'll make your bowels and stool turn GREEN

I'm half Irish. My bowels and stool are already green.

 

[Homo Erectus]

that's an infection. You should ask Jack about that. He knows about all things rectal.

 

[Loktar]

that's an infection. You should ask Jack about that. He knows about all things rectal.

no my genital warts are an infection. My bowels are fine.

 

[Homo Erectus]

Genital warts are transmitted through sex. You probly have regular old warts in that case. Jack will know about either kind I'm sure.

 

[Dr Dave]

I see clicking on this thread was a mistake!

 

[Loktar]

I see clicking on this thread was a mistake!

Well it did have "CAUTION" and "Beware" in the thread title. You only have yourself to blame.

 

[starguard]

A whole 24 hours has passed, and it is still green


Lesson learned: Beware of Clowns selling Hamburgers!

 

[starguard]

A whole 24 hours has passed, and it is still green


Lesson learned: Beware of Clowns selling Hamburgers!

 

[Loktar]

A whole 24 hours has passed, and it is still green


Lesson learned: Beware of Clowns selling Hamburgers!

I'm more scared of asexual, amorphous purple blobs named Grimace.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Stop swallowing the toothpaste when you brush!

 

[whisky]

I can see how you can tell the colour of your stool, its more of a mystery as to how you can tell the colour of your bowels.

And thats one mystery I dont want solving.