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I can't imagine Cliff Richard doing it. Sure, he could probably use the publicity (last time I saw him on tv it was the midweek lottery draw), but he wouldn't risk tarnishing his squeaky clean image, now would he?

Verne Troyer would rock, though.
 
Verne and Mutya are the only ones so far who seem possible.

Oh, did you hear about Wendy Richard having terminal cancer? :(
 
Yeah. My immediate thought was "maybe that's why she was racist".

I'm sure being told I was going to die would make me more likely to speak my mind about "those types who give nothing away".

She should go on it, though. She'd be perfect and it might make her feel better.
 
I think celebrities are going to stop going on BB or even BBLB if saying something racist means you end up with cancer within the year.
 
Well, she already had it (she's known since January but didn't tell the press...unlike Goody.)

Danielle Lloyd is doing okay and Jo from S Club...is still alive, as far as I know.
 
And Leslie's still in one piece, though has to avoid all the black people on her street in case they watched that one edition of Big Mouth.
 
Kris Kross are rumoured to be coming back as grown men
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So some bookie is already taking bets on who'll win...

http://www.paddypower.com/bet?actio...v_type_id=10538&ev_oc_grp_ids=87657&bir_index

Verne Troyer - 6/1
Ian Wright - 8/1
Sir Cliff Richard - 10/1
Mutya Buena - 10/1
Whitney Houston - 10/1
Peaches Geldof - 12/1
Paris Hilton - 16/1
Calum Best - 16/1
Gary Barlow - 18/1
Emma Bunton - 18/1
Cilla Black - 20/1
Nereida Gallardo - 20/1
Peter Kay - 25/1
Graham Norton - 33/1
Prince Naseem Hamed - 33/1
Terri Seymore - 33/1
John Leslie - 40/1
Amy Winehouse - 50/1
Lily Allen - 50/1
Robbie Williams - 50/1
Geri Halliwell - 66/1
Duffy - 66/1
Heather Mills - 66/1
Victoria Beckham - 100/1
Gary Lineker - 100/1
Britney Spears - 100/1
Sir Paul McCartney - 100/1
Prince Harry - 250/1
Jennifer Aniston - 250/1
Brad Pitt - 500/1
Prince William - 500/1
Angelina Jolie - 500/1
The Beckhams' Housekeepers - 1000/1
The Queen - 5000/1
 
I hope Verne Troyer goes in dressed as a pirate, and just runs around after Mutya demanding rape, pillage & sex in a rediculously fake (and squeaky) pirate accent. When he catches up, he can spank her, like in a Benny Hill sketch.

Oh, and in the second week, they can all kill & eat Cliff Richard in a Satanist ritual.
 
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