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CBB rumoured housemates database

Maybe he had a similar experience with Cleo Rocos backstage as Dirk Benedict did on CBB? For all we know, she could've rocked up outside his dressing room, sherry in hand and with bright red wig on talking like a Dickensian cockney sparrah, groping him, pleading to try on his monocle and shouting "c'mon, Pat, I know ya wanna!" while making kissy kissy sound effects and spilling drink all over his copy of Astronomers Quarterly.

No wonder he didn't want to sit next to her on telly!
 
Deffo. I recognise some of them in the Star article from the descriptions, but I hope it's all rubbish. They don't sound very entertaining.
 
There's no fucking red button this year, WHICH BASICALLY MEANS they're fucking limiting even further what we see. Probably a reaction to Rachel winning. Davina probably ordered it herself. They stroke a white cat and cackled.
 
Patrick Moore used to be my next door neighbour when I lived in Selsey. HAVE I EVER MENTIONED THAT?


Sounds like they're really struggling to get even one semi-big name this year. Not surprising though is it.
 
They need to get some clueless American who doesn't know what they're getting themself in to...Walter Koenig?
 
Maybe put Joe Swash and Gorgeous George in the house so they can kiss 17,902 times more on national television.
 
Lembit Opek or however you spell it would go on, but not be as interesting as his controversial love life might suggest. Sian Lloyd might be good though, after her amusing appearance on the office. "No weather connections, no SYMBOLISMS!"

I'm scratching at straws here.
 
Have all ten housemates be ex doctors.

Admittedly some of them would have to be dug up, unless you go with people that have played him on the radio.
 
And Christopher Lee. Wait, was it Christopher Lee or the guy who played Tarkin? Because he's another dig-up.
 
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