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Cheeky Adolf, 43, a former German Dictator & visionary military leader, proved to be a revelation in the second installment of Celebrity Big Brother.
Chosing "The Boys are Back in Town" by old rockers Thin Lizzy as his entrance theme, who can forget the sight of a Spandex clad Adolf sauntering toward the house, to meet & greet his new housemates?
Joined by Rotund Funnyman Roy "Chubby" Brown, former TV Soap Actress & identi-Brian May-afro/shagger Anita May, he formed a powerful triumvirate to battle for the public's affections against his fellow housemates.
Causing quite the stir with a storm-in-a-teacup of so-called alleged racism, he was supposedly heard to mutter "GAS THE ####" when confronted by Lenny Henry in a drunken late night showdown.
Being forced to apologise to the nation in the diary room, matters were further compounded by Lenny's mysterious disappearance the following day, when Adolf offered the shower to Lenny after his own use, leading to further public sensation that the famous Brummy comic had been gassed.
Luckily it turned out to be a publicity stunt, and Lenny turned up safely in Dawn French's stomach barely a week later.
Romance was on the cards later in the series, as Adolf clearly appeared to be drawn toward Lily Savage, but the fragile facade later crumpled when Lily confessed to Adolf, she was indeed not a she, but a he, and Adolf was forced to counter-confess by an angry Big Brother, to Lily that his hair was not his own.
Eventually being voted out, he was placed third, and has since found a number of opportunities to get back into the public's eye. Appearing on Ricky Gervais' second series of 'Extras' he was seen to assassinate Keith Harris & Orville in a witty pastiche of 1940's German military 'punishment'. Taking the comedy turn, Adolf found time in the episode to mildy spoof himself, enhancing the rumours of anti-semitism, by screaming at fellow guest Ben Stiller "BURN!!! BURN YOU HOOK NOSED YID BASTARD!!!"
From there, Adolf has opened a string of 7 German Sausage Emporiums in London, Titled 'ADOLF'S SPICY WURSTFEST'. They have proven to be a big hit, selling a variety of Wurst, Cervelat, Bierschinken, Frankfurter & Braunschweiger, including the house favourite "Holocaust Special".
Adolf has lately been seen about town amongst London's Hoy-Paloy & is currently dating former 'It' girl & reformed drug-addict, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.
Chosing "The Boys are Back in Town" by old rockers Thin Lizzy as his entrance theme, who can forget the sight of a Spandex clad Adolf sauntering toward the house, to meet & greet his new housemates?
Joined by Rotund Funnyman Roy "Chubby" Brown, former TV Soap Actress & identi-Brian May-afro/shagger Anita May, he formed a powerful triumvirate to battle for the public's affections against his fellow housemates.
Causing quite the stir with a storm-in-a-teacup of so-called alleged racism, he was supposedly heard to mutter "GAS THE ####" when confronted by Lenny Henry in a drunken late night showdown.
Being forced to apologise to the nation in the diary room, matters were further compounded by Lenny's mysterious disappearance the following day, when Adolf offered the shower to Lenny after his own use, leading to further public sensation that the famous Brummy comic had been gassed.
Luckily it turned out to be a publicity stunt, and Lenny turned up safely in Dawn French's stomach barely a week later.
Romance was on the cards later in the series, as Adolf clearly appeared to be drawn toward Lily Savage, but the fragile facade later crumpled when Lily confessed to Adolf, she was indeed not a she, but a he, and Adolf was forced to counter-confess by an angry Big Brother, to Lily that his hair was not his own.
Eventually being voted out, he was placed third, and has since found a number of opportunities to get back into the public's eye. Appearing on Ricky Gervais' second series of 'Extras' he was seen to assassinate Keith Harris & Orville in a witty pastiche of 1940's German military 'punishment'. Taking the comedy turn, Adolf found time in the episode to mildy spoof himself, enhancing the rumours of anti-semitism, by screaming at fellow guest Ben Stiller "BURN!!! BURN YOU HOOK NOSED YID BASTARD!!!"
From there, Adolf has opened a string of 7 German Sausage Emporiums in London, Titled 'ADOLF'S SPICY WURSTFEST'. They have proven to be a big hit, selling a variety of Wurst, Cervelat, Bierschinken, Frankfurter & Braunschweiger, including the house favourite "Holocaust Special".
Adolf has lately been seen about town amongst London's Hoy-Paloy & is currently dating former 'It' girl & reformed drug-addict, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.
