Celebrity Big Brother January 2018

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42220876

They already did the "all female start" gimmick back in 2007 with regular BB8.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BB: We want to celebrate the anniversary of women's suffrage!

Descendants of suffragettes: Yeah, um, no thanks.

#SHADE

 

[CaptainWacky]

A man will probably still win.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And another man will be ejected for inappropriate advances on a woman. Because that's who they like to cast.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And someone will be kicked out for something racist they said on social media in 2011.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And one of the females who champions the women's rights in the house will do a nude spread in a magazine.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The new eye:

It's FEMALE or Eddie Redmayne's.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Emma will be a housemate!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

With DAVINA to return as guest host?

 

[CaptainWacky]

And BRIAN DOWLING to never be invited back again!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The new house looks like a 90s IKEA store.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Should I even start housemate threads?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Couldn't hurt -- US version doesn't start until February so there won't be much overlap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let's face it I'm going to watch it anyway like I always do, pretending time isn't moving forward, even though existence is a living Hell that can only be cured by death. So yeah I'll start the threads.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Boris Johnson's sister is going in.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Poor Emma, it always seems to rain on her.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FAKE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES OOO ER

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Malika broke a nail.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My mum would probably have been impressed that they put older housemates in.