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Celebrity Big Brother rumoured housemates database

ten "celebs"

1 The guy who played Boba Fett in the orignals
2 Warrick Davies to keep him company
3 Chesney Hawkes
4 Roger E Mosley (black guy flew the helicopter in mangum)
5 Kenny Baker (get some midgit rivarly going)
6 Ron Jermay
7 Brian Cant
8 The guy who plays Ianto Jones
9 Someone off babestation
10 Some other blond female singer from an 8-s grpup who Chesney will know
 
12 That guy who was in Eastenders once. Only referred to in the house by their former character's name.
13 A dumb "glamour" model.
14 A washed up 70s comedian who will be loved and pitied in equal measure.
15 Bob Holness.
16 One of the Jacksons.
 
20. A member of a boyband that never officially split up, but are no longer on anyone's radar.
21. A low ranking politician who thinks that being on BB will make them "hip or cool or ill, or whatever it is they're saying nowadays" in the eyes of young people.
22. Disgraced TV presenter who wishes to start a clean slate after using a racist term, allegedly raping a female colleague or downloading child porn for research purposes.
23. Edward James Olmos.
 
24. The voice of a beloved talking animal cartoon character, who turns out be be a real cunt.
25. A big money winner from a game show with no other claim to fame.
26. Half the original cast of The Love Boat.
27. Michael Gambon, since Dumbledore is dead and only has a few lines from his painting in the last films.
 
28. Someone who once had a proper career, but in recent years has become known solely for appearing in reality TV shows. Big Brother being the final exception until now.
29. A rapper that initially acts up to stereotype, but turns out to be a big softy. Has a brief house romance with the "glamour" model.
30. A Chuckle Brother.
 
Of course they're real.

All of these guys are rumoured to be in CBB this year.

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I like the way that during the loss of artificial gravity the klingon can still flip his gun up in the air and have it come back down in his hand.
 
Seems an odd choice, I don't think his career's tanking. And yeah, Iain Lee would be a similar, yet better choice, but maybe he's seen enough of what goes in BB behind the scenes to stay away.
 
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