CELEBRITY FIGHT!!!!

[Gagh]

If it was just Chloe and Lex driving around in a van solving mysteries, yeah.

Are you saying Smallville should do a rip off of Scooby Doo?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think that's what we're all saying, in some ways.

 

[Gagh]

SO SAY WE ALL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think Edward James Olmos will jump to Smallville in season nine or whatver shit they're up to as an evil college professor with metal feet or some shit?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, most celebrities end up playing a doctor on "ER" for a year after their show is cancelled.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then get crushed by a helicopter.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[whisky]

I used to watch smallville every week until I met Jenny, then I missed a few, and then when I watched it again, suddenly Lana was going out with Lex, and there were dozens of other superheroes around.

They didnt make it easy for someone to dip in and out of.

 

[Yub]

Has Mr. Mxyzptlk shown up yet? He was in Lois and Clark wearing black and being evil. I figure the only way they could screw that up further is if he shows up on Smallville as a seven foot dark skinned genie ala Shaq in SHAZAM promising Clark three wishes.

 

[Gagh]

Yes he showed up in a full body cast with metal feet but he could only do really bad Rocky Marciano impressions and Lana got really scared and ran into the barn, where Lex was hiding, playing a DS Lite behind a hay-bale. Lana scared him and the stylus went up his nose, pierced his brain and killed him outright. Lana's tits were then turned into the Chuckle Bothers from the waist up because Lois had magic powers and had turned all evil and shit. The Chuckle Brothers / Lana's Tits combo uttered a mystical chant and then Lex came back to life, and it was at this point that Clark's eyes fell out, and his penis swapped place with his tongue then the episode ended!

 

[headvoid]

I have a strong mental image of the chuckle brothers throwing lex luthers dismembered penis between each other saying the imortal lines "to you" - "no, to you"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

and it was at this point that Clark's eyes fell out, and his penis swapped place with his tongue then the episode ended!

You had me at hello.

 

[Loktar]

Has Mr. Mxyzptlk shown up yet? He was in Lois and Clark wearing black and being evil. I figure the only way they could screw that up further is if he shows up on Smallville as a seven foot dark skinned genie ala Shaq in SHAZAM promising Clark three wishes.

Yeah they made him a lame ass meteor freak or something instead of a 5th dimension mischevious imp.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And at the end of his episode Lex put him somewhere but he was never seen again.