Champion Aquehonga's Superthread of Pure Awesome

[Dual]

I killed him and turned his body into diamonds.

 

[Yub]

How many carats? I'm guessing the final result was flawed, what with the materials used and all..

 

[jack]

Probably just cubic zirconia.

 

[Seph]

lol

 

[Gagh]

Where art thouhpquestion:

He was last seen in your underwear draw sniffing at the gussets of your cotton fragiles.

 

[Loktar]

You are Barack Obama:usa2:

I would have had Secret Service kill you by now if I was the President.