(of my silly story, if you haven't read Dune or watched BSG it probably won't make much sense.)
Cylonworms of Dune
Chapter 1
The Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6 gazed lovingly into the large axlotl tank o' goo at the newly awakening cylonworm. She caught her breath when the tiny small barely conscious slug-like cylonworm belched its first fiery spark of electricity and wriggled sinuously in that thick gooey substance into which all cylons are born. The axlotl tanks o' goo had been working overtime in preparation for the planned invasion of the Atreides ship Dunestar Galactica. The small army of cylonworms was finally complete.
"Gaius, come see," said the Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6
"Norma..Pythia..Cenva... no, no NO!" said Dr Gaius Harkonnen-Baltar, as he lay writhing in a spice induced trance, on a sleeping mat, on the floor, of the axlotl tank o' goo chamber.
"Gaius! Wake up, you miserable frakhead!" shouted the Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6.
"This has all happened before", whispered Dr Gaius Harkonnen-Baltar. His blue in blue eyes popped open to find the Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6's lovely face contorted with excitement mere inches from his own.
From long association with the woman he secretly referred to as "Spider Queen," Dr Gaius Harkonnen-Baltar was fully aware of the danger he was in. He must hide the knowledge he'd gained during this last spice induced vision.
"Who is this Norma Pythia Cenva"? growled the Spider Queen, then she flipped in a somersault, moving too fast for the eye to see, and brought her deadly foot to Dr Gaius Harkonnen-Baltar's throat.
"N, n, n, no one," stammered the terrified and aroused Dr. "What I mean is, she is ah.. my aunt. Yes! My great aunt Norma on my mother's side. I was dreaming of the time when I was a child and we visited her farm," he finished lamely.
The Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6, wearing a skintight lime green leotard and fuchsia floor length cape, spun away from the quivering Dr Harkonnen-Baltar and asked him in a deadpan voice "Do I look like some sort of fool"?
"No, of course not! You look lovely. Green and pink are your colors," proclaimed the Dr, while forcing a look of utter sincerity onto his expressive face.
"Fuchsia, you idiot!" screamed the GHMFCW#6
The GHMFCW#6 stalked over to the side of the axlotl tank o' goo, where the final cylonworm just moments ago successfully downloaded. She beckoned the still frightened Dr with one perfectly manicured finger. Dr Harkonnen-Baltar swallowed audibly, and went to the Spider Queen's side.
FIN
I am working on chapter 2 but it isn't as easy as chapter 1.
Cylonworms of Dune
Chapter 1
The Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6 gazed lovingly into the large axlotl tank o' goo at the newly awakening cylonworm. She caught her breath when the tiny small barely conscious slug-like cylonworm belched its first fiery spark of electricity and wriggled sinuously in that thick gooey substance into which all cylons are born. The axlotl tanks o' goo had been working overtime in preparation for the planned invasion of the Atreides ship Dunestar Galactica. The small army of cylonworms was finally complete.
"Gaius, come see," said the Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6
"Norma..Pythia..Cenva... no, no NO!" said Dr Gaius Harkonnen-Baltar, as he lay writhing in a spice induced trance, on a sleeping mat, on the floor, of the axlotl tank o' goo chamber.
"Gaius! Wake up, you miserable frakhead!" shouted the Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6.
"This has all happened before", whispered Dr Gaius Harkonnen-Baltar. His blue in blue eyes popped open to find the Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6's lovely face contorted with excitement mere inches from his own.
From long association with the woman he secretly referred to as "Spider Queen," Dr Gaius Harkonnen-Baltar was fully aware of the danger he was in. He must hide the knowledge he'd gained during this last spice induced vision.
"Who is this Norma Pythia Cenva"? growled the Spider Queen, then she flipped in a somersault, moving too fast for the eye to see, and brought her deadly foot to Dr Gaius Harkonnen-Baltar's throat.
"N, n, n, no one," stammered the terrified and aroused Dr. "What I mean is, she is ah.. my aunt. Yes! My great aunt Norma on my mother's side. I was dreaming of the time when I was a child and we visited her farm," he finished lamely.
The Great Honored Matre female cylon whore #6, wearing a skintight lime green leotard and fuchsia floor length cape, spun away from the quivering Dr Harkonnen-Baltar and asked him in a deadpan voice "Do I look like some sort of fool"?
"No, of course not! You look lovely. Green and pink are your colors," proclaimed the Dr, while forcing a look of utter sincerity onto his expressive face.
"Fuchsia, you idiot!" screamed the GHMFCW#6
The GHMFCW#6 stalked over to the side of the axlotl tank o' goo, where the final cylonworm just moments ago successfully downloaded. She beckoned the still frightened Dr with one perfectly manicured finger. Dr Harkonnen-Baltar swallowed audibly, and went to the Spider Queen's side.
FIN
I am working on chapter 2 but it isn't as easy as chapter 1.
