Charlie Brooker and Konnie Huq to marry!

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
This has got to be some big stunt to show how the media can report bullshit stories as fact, right? Good on them if it's not, though.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It could well be real because I remember her being on Screenwipe that one time so they've definitely at least met each other!
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
That was a fake campaign to make fun of the news, though, which is why I think they might be doing the same thing here. WHO REALLY KNOWS, EH?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
We'll know for sure after the sex video.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
She's aiight.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
She's no Jumilla, but he's still (possibly) done very well for himself.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He should have married Aisleyne.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
That was a fake campaign to make fun of the news, though, which is why I think they might be doing the same thing here. WHO REALLY KNOWS, EH?

Well they're married now, so unless he's suddenly going to say "ah-h-h, this was only an ironic marriage!" after a year and walk out on the confused lass, I think it's for real!
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Well... good then. A good news story! That's not about sodding miners!
 
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