CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/oct/16/charlie-brooker-leaving-screen-burn?CMP=twt_gu
HE'S SOLD OUT TO THE MAN
HE'S SOLD OUT TO THE MAN
I reached my misanthropic peak during series six of Big Brother, during which the contestant Maxwell was labelled "a goon, a berk, a gurgling bore, a ham-eyed poltroon and a great big swaggering chump", not to mention, "a Norf Lahnden bozo best described as the human equivalent of a clipping from Nuts magazine bobbing in a fetid urinal". His girlfriend Saskia had "a face that could advertise war", while eventual winner Anthony was "a man so profoundly thick you could sell him a pair of his own socks for £500, even if he was already wearing them."