Charlie is a bitch

[whisky]

She needs to be force fed valium until her rate of speaking comes down to normal human levels, then punched repeatedly in the face until she stops saying bothered.

 

[headvoid]

Is she 53 and has big tits?

 

[whisky]

No, shes black and has matchsticks for legs

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And starts every bitchy sentence with "I ain't being funny or nufink, but..." or "I ain't bovvered or anyfink, but..."

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a disgusting human being. The difference between her and Emily* is that Emily has the intelligence to learn from her mistakes and become a better person. Charley will never change. Unless she's kidnapped by a crack team of psychologists and held in a log cabin until her "issues" are dealt with. And that's very unlikely to happen!

*apart from the fact that Emily is white and therefore racially superior.