Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2011/02/stark-raving-mad-libs-201102
My result:
My result:
I am on a drug. It’s called Wombat Q. Hassenpfeffer. If you try it once, you will flay. Your nubbin will melt off, and your sainted aunties will squirm over your wombatted body … I’m tired of pretending like I’m not patriotish—a total freaking editor from Omicron 5. I’ve got savage wombat blood, Athena DNA! … They picked a fight with a were-llama. They’re trying to take all my cojones and leave me with no means to shrivel my family. It’s not geophysics! They owe me an apology while shnoogling my left thumbnail … I don’t think people are ready for the shmagent I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of sloppy drunk love. I exposed recidivists to magic! Here’s your salty tears test. Next one goes in your pie hole!