CHARLOTTE CHURCH'S BODY FOUND DEEP IN THE POT NOODLE MINES

[CaptainWacky]

TOM JONES, CATHERINE ZETA JONES AND HITLER QUESTIONED

 

[Gagh]

HA! THEY OVERLOOKED GARY LINEKAR, WHO NOT ONLY HAS MOTIVE, BUT A LARGE KNIFE IN HIS TROUSERS TOO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"NOOOOOOOOO I'M FROM CARDIFF YOU STUPID FUCK" SHE SAYS IN THAT ADVERT THAT'S ON ALL THE TIME LIKE ANYONE CARES CUT HER TITS OFF AND FEED THEM TO PAVLOV'S DOGS I SAY.

 

[The Question]

ding ding ding ding droool

 

[CaptainWacky]

DOOOM DOOOM DOOOM BEAT THE DRUMS OF KAZAK DUM

 

[Gagh]

 

[CaptainWacky]

The topless pic has been proven to be fake.

 

[Gagh]

I don't disbelieve it. Looking at the others there, they don't look that saggy at all.