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Cheap drunk

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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I'm trying to decide if I should drink the cheap ass wine that my sister left in the fridge. It tastes like kool aid.
 
Cassie said:
I'm trying to decide if I should drink the cheap ass wine that my sister left in the fridge. It tastes like kool aid.

DO IT!!

I love to watch people post drunk.
 
I am already partially drunk. I had a conversation about cider with the old man in the shop but forgot the word for "cider" in Greek. I bought 8 Henieken to add to the 4 Mythos I already had and have been drinking them at speed and will continue to do so.
 
It's Arbor Mist exotic fruits white zinfandel and it cost $3.99. I'm drinking it right out of the bottle.. also found another bottle in the back of the fridge.
 
AND it tastes like kool aid. I just chugged half the bottle and I feel warm. NOT GETTING THE TITS OUT ON TEH WEBCAM CAUSE IT'S BROKEN OK?
 
On second thought, perhaps you should save the second bottle for the next time your sister invites you over for dinner. Ahh fuck it, wail away. You might be able to get the complete effect if you drink it straight from the bottle, in a rumpled paper bag. Then search the neighborhood for a grocery cart....
 
She's not comin over for dinner any time soon, she lives far away. Don't know why she always buys cheap wine when she visits. Last time she did buy a box of wine, which was disgusting. I'd rather have the Kool aid.

Are you a wine snob?
 
"Are you a wine snob?"

Well of course not. I've drunk from the finest of spigget 8 gallon wine boxes, gone blind, stolen the grocery cart and ridden off the ski hill. With the finest, I must say.
 
Oh good, cause for a minute there I thought you were raising your nose in the air LOL. I just cracked open the second bottle. This one is Arbor Mist Merry Berry Merlot.
 
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